Monday, October 3, 2011
Dear Diary 10/3/95: Scientific Evidence regarding Lovesickness
10/3/95: I think I finally know what everyone means by "Lovesick." I have a terrible feeling in the pit of my stomach kind of like a roller coaster ride whenever I think of Chris. But when I think of [insert name of gross kid here], I keep feeling sick, but this time as if the thought of him will make me puke! So I know that since when I think of people I despise the roller coaster goes away, what I feel for Chris must be love.
P.S. I made seventy-five cents off of Ian today. O.J. was found innocent. Ian thought he was guilty.
P.P.S. I need Chris!
There you have it, folks. Lovesickness: it's a real thing, as proven by me, sixteen years ago. I'll collect my Nobel Prize now, thank you.
Oh, and that damn Ian never paid me my 75 cents. I could really use that laundry money.